This was posted over 24 years ago; my opinions, thoughts, attitude, and writing style may have evolved since then, and this post might have been different if it were to be posted today.
“Israeli generals’ plan to “smash” Palestinians”
… reports later reveal that the israeli troop movements are being coordinated by the incredible hulk, who reportedly also has plans to “smash late-night infomercials, makers of personal hygeine commercials, the creator of www.goatse.cx (don’t go there, if you know what’s good for you! ^^;;;;), and e-mail spammers. hulk smash annoyances!”
~_^