Howl needs someone to take pix every Fri and Sat night for 3 – 4 hours a night. The pay is $10 an hour. We provide all the necessary equipment. All you have to supply is a great attitude and … Continue reading
after announcing we’re going to work on our whips mibbs breaking ribs: “hey! i’m not the team dominatrix, i’m only the coach!” spencer the piano player: “ok! time for john to come to the stage!” john: *refuses* spencer the piano … Continue reading
i went to baltimore tonight to howl at the moon for cinco de mayo; i had a happy hour going on there tonight, but i couldn’t remember who i told and who i didn’t tell. in any case, i knew … Continue reading
after being recognized again at howl at the moon last night by the folks who hoisted me up in the air a few weeks ago (they wanted me to sing biz markie again and they fronted the $40 stage fee, … Continue reading
*coworker gets an email request* coworker: “they want their bill to come addressed to ‘fauquier county water & sanitation authority’, but there’s not enough room for that in the address!” me: “…how about ‘fauquier cnty h2o & poo auth’?” in … Continue reading