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"friend, you've gone beyond the realm of sanity."

This was posted over 23 years ago; my opinions, thoughts, attitude, and writing style may have evolved since then, and this post might have been different if it were to be posted today.

batman got on my nerves

he was running me amok

he ridiculed me calling me a bum

i whupped batman’s ass!

i whupped batman’s ass!

i whupped batman’s ass!

i whupped batman’s ass!

i whupped batman’s ass!

i whupped batman’s ass!

batman thought he was bad

he was a fucking asshole in the first place

he got knocked to the floor

i whupped batman’s ass!

i whupped batman’s ass!

i whupped batman’s ass!

i whupped batman’s ass!

i whupped batman’s ass!

i whupped batman’s ass!

[long-ass instrumental]

batman beat the hell out of me and knocked me to the floor

i got back up and knocked him to the floor

he was being such a jackoff

i whupped batman’s ass!

i whupped batman’s ass!

i whupped batman’s ass!

i whupped batman’s ass!

i whupped batman’s ass!

i whupped batman’s ass!

i whupped batman’s ass!

i whupped batman’s ass!

i whupped batman’s ass!

i whupped batman’s ass!

i whupped … batman’s ass!

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rock on chicago

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