This was posted over 24 years ago; my opinions, thoughts, attitude, and writing style may have evolved since then, and this post might have been different if it were to be posted today.
me: i’ll fat in your direction
dan: how exactly does one ‘fat’, anyway?
dan: hehehehe
me: easy
me: *fats*
me: see?
dan: wow
dan: just, wow
me: ain’t i talented?
dan: you’re the fat master