This was posted over 20 years ago; my opinions, thoughts, attitude, and writing style may have evolved since then, and this post might have been different if it were to be posted today.
word to the wise: don’t plan on leaving the country…
– the day of an exam
– the day a part of a project is due
– the day you have to work
– the day you need ought to get fitted for a tux (i’ll wait until i get back)
– the day before tax-day
– the day of a baseball game
– the day of all of the above
hahahahahahahaha