This was posted over 21 years ago; my opinions, thoughts, attitude, and writing style may have evolved since then, and this post might have been different if it were to be posted today.
http://jocks.seesaa.net/article/939739.html#comment
*cracks up*
guh, things would be great if i had 1. more booze, 2. a hawt chix, or 3. all of the above…