This was posted over 21 years ago; my opinions, thoughts, attitude, and writing style may have evolved since then, and this post might have been different if it were to be posted today.
so my mom’s listening to my music through the power of itunes library sharing, and she starts playing tupac’s “shorty wanna be a thug”. she was trying to find songs to use for halloween, but i wouldn’t say that lots of the ones she’s picking would really be what you would normally call “halloween” songs.
mom: “how about this one? maybe shorty wanted to be a thug for halloween!”
me: o_o