This was posted over 22 years ago; my opinions, thoughts, attitude, and writing style may have evolved since then, and this post might have been different if it were to be posted today.
i’m having a peanut butter ‘n banana sandwich. i feel like elvis. the young elvis. not the fat elvis.
hm, this sandwich isn’t that bad. he sure was great at picking foods to eat.
i feel an urge to take a crap coming on – I HOPE I DON’T DIE!!