This was posted over 22 years ago; my opinions, thoughts, attitude, and writing style may have evolved since then, and this post might have been different if it were to be posted today.
i was cleaning just now in the living room when i heard my mom saying something, so i paused my music on my ipod and said “what?” as she was walking past me towards the front door…
mom: “they’re coming in the door!”
me: “who’s coming in the door?”
mom: “ants!”
when i asked “who’s coming in the door?” i thought she was going to say “the mormons”, lol… ^_^; that was the first thing that i thought of, lol… ^_^;;;