This was posted over 23 years ago; my opinions, thoughts, attitude, and writing style may have evolved since then, and this post might have been different if it were to be posted today.
arr! in honor of “talk like a pirate day”, sea shanties for everyone! ARR!
i been sippin’ a can of coke this eve, but grog would be best! and i scavenged and plundered and came up with a special icon! yar har!