A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from

Kansas City to Chicago. The son (who had been looking out

the window) turned to his mother and asked, “If big dogs

have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don’t big

planes have baby planes?”

The mother, who couldn’t think of an answer, told her son

to ask the stewardess. So the boy asked the stewardess,

“If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats,

why don’t big planes have baby planes?”

The stewardess responded, “Did your mother tell you to ask

me?”

The boy admitted that this was the case. “Well, then,

tell your mother that there are no baby planes because

Southwest always pulls out on time. Your mother can

explain it to you.”