This was posted over 16 years ago; my opinions, thoughts, attitude, and writing style may have evolved since then, and this post might have been different if it were to be posted today.
at work we were talking about people that chew gum / crack gum / chew food with their mouth open…
me: “i hate it when people chew with their mouth open. GROSS.”
coworker: “there was a guy we used to sit with in the cafeteria who would chew his lunch with his mouth open. he’d say, ‘if you don’t like it, go sit somewhere else, this is how i was raised and i’m enjoying my food!”
me: “i wonder how he’d enjoy a knuckle sandwich.” ¬_¬
other coworker: “…is glenn getting violent???”