This was posted over 18 years ago; my opinions, thoughts, attitude, and writing style may have evolved since then, and this post might have been different if it were to be posted today.
today cynicalscribe and i went to bob evans for brunch, and the waiter who took care of us after our first waiter’s shift ended looked an awful lot like this guy from “space mutiny”:
carrie totally looked like she was about to die of ridiculousness after the guy asked if we were fine, and as he walked away i whispered “rock hardcheese”, bahahah… i totally thought they had called that, but the internets have proven me wrong: