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#4999 – cockblock the ewok

This was posted over 18 years ago; my opinions, thoughts, attitude, and writing style may have evolved since then, and this post might have been different if it were to be posted today.

zenmetsu and oboe_sama are watching “return of the jedi”…

HAN: “You love him, don’t you?”

Leia smiles, puzzled.

LEIA: “Yes.”

HAN: “All right. I understand. Fine. When he comes back, I won’t get in the way.”

She realizes his misunderstanding.

LEIA: “Oh. No, it’s not like that at all. He’s my brother.”

Han is stunned by this news. She smiles, and they embrace. Wicket the Ewok appears and chatters at them.

me: “that ewok’s name is ‘cockblock’.”

zenmetsu and oboe_sama bust up laughing

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at greyplanet‘s going-away party the other day, i was telling dirty marty about my 2 for $1 burritos since that man also loves his burritos…

me: “yeah, they’re ‘patio’ burritos…”

dirty marty: “what? are they irish? ‘paddy o’burritos’??”

we then agreed that those would be awesome, and would have corned beef and cabbage filling.