This was posted over 18 years ago; my opinions, thoughts, attitude, and writing style may have evolved since then, and this post might have been different if it were to be posted today.
woman on tv jewelery commercial: “oh, zach…”
me (looks at bruno_boy): “oh, zach…”
bruno_boy: “i’m not zach.”
me: “thank god for that.”
bruno_boy: “glenn? who’s zach?”
me: “i’m going to run away with zach. and my mac.”
bruno_boy: “that’s wack!”
me: “we’re going to move to hackensack.”
bruno_boy: “and listen to ‘back in black’?”
me: “and 2-pac!”
bruno_boy: “i think i may have a heart attack-ack-ack-ack!”
commercial for buick comes on…
bruno_boy: “are you going to drive a buack?”