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#4958 – taxes will make you fat, young

This was posted over 18 years ago; my opinions, thoughts, attitude, and writing style may have evolved since then, and this post might have been different if it were to be posted today.

i’ve actually been kind of productive tonight, if you measure productivity in the number of news websites i’ve been catching up on after work. although, i did manage to get some of my taxes done — whenever i can get my hands on the turbotax release for the year i get almost obsessive-compulsive about getting my taxes done as soon as i can. turbotax actually makes doing taxes kind of fun, even when i end up having to pay, and then it only becomes irritating since it’s not exactly turbotax’s fault i had to pay.

i realized earlier that i don’t even really get this worked up about reading books nowadays. but doing my taxes? that’s like those old choose-your-own-adventure books: what’s going to happen when i click to the next screen?? will my payment increase or will my refund go down?? i need to know if this story has a happy ending!

so far this “story” isn’t going as well — i was able to get my business tax info in there, and it’s helped me out with figuring out what business expenses i can deduct (i’m suddenly not that annoyed at having to pay monthly fees to paypal for being able to take credit cards just like a credit-card swipe machine). but right now this story has me having to pay $272 to the feds for my photography income, and i haven’t even gotten to the chapter where i pay the maryland state taxes. but i’m not that concerned… i heard there’s a great plot-twist coming up shortly where i get my W-2 form in the mail!

i’m also doing some poking around with my profile on linkedin… i figured it could use some updated info, especially since i got my new title the other day:

i also saw the section where it tells you how many people looked at your profile recently, and the last one made me literally laugh-out-loud:

it made me think for a moment, and then after a quick google search i found this which was even more hilarious (because there was a guy in high school named cecil batts who loved to say “hey young!” a lot).

eta: i should make this my linkedin profile image, lolololololol…

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