you know, whenever i see a commercial with the toyota trucks logo:

i think of frank zappa’s mustache:

is it just me, or does anybody else think the same?

on my way from work to the apartment i was cut off by a sport utility vehicle from michigan, and i saw the driver was wearing a backwards cap with a hammer and sickle on it. i hate michigan communists.

and YES! the orioles must have heard me say how i always go to the ballpark and get hungry because there’s so much delicious ballpark food available, but it’s expensive to get a lot of stuff. still, i inevitably get something to eat and then see something else and get hungry for that. i always have to get a hot dog and a beer (or a soda), but then i see someone with nachos and get hungry for nachos. or i see someone with cracker jack and i want cracker jack. etc, etc. well, apparently as of july 12 (if i remember right from the blurb i just saw on tv), $35 in advance or $40 at the gate gets you a club-level seat and ALL-YOU-CAN EAT. oh man! i’ll be turning into babe ruth in no time!

and wtf? i go to wikipedia to read about kirby puckett (since i thought i remembered he gained a lot of weight after retirement which contributed toward his death) and was going to fix up the layout for the quotations… but it didn’t have the option to edit anonymously! i thought it was weird so i went to go log in and found this. oh, anne and your friends, why must you vandalize egg roll and elephant! sigh.