This was posted over 18 years ago; my opinions, thoughts, attitude, and writing style may have evolved since then, and this post might have been different if it were to be posted today.
it’s amazing what a cup of coffee + joking with a coworker about uncles who say “c’mere and pull my finger” can do for your mood in the morning!
also, they’re installing wood laminate flooring at work in one of the hallways leading up to the cafeteria (which recently had the same flooring installed)… every time i see it i want to skate on it and practice my slides and falls, hahaha…