This was posted over 19 years ago; my opinions, thoughts, attitude, and writing style may have evolved since then, and this post might have been different if it were to be posted today.
me: “mmm… my tang is ‘natural flavor’…”
ben: “with OTHER natural flavors.”
me: “i’ll wear a can of tang powder around my neck – just call me ‘natural flavor natural flav’… you can be ‘chuck sunny d’.”
