This was posted over 19 years ago; my opinions, thoughts, attitude, and writing style may have evolved since then, and this post might have been different if it were to be posted today.
you’ve probably already heard about how you’re the time “person of the year” if you put stuff on the internet, right? i think that makes this comic even funnier in that i had the first panel set, and the 2nd and 3rd panels were randomized and appeared at the same time:
eta:
now i want some bratwurst. 🙁