This was posted over 19 years ago; my opinions, thoughts, attitude, and writing style may have evolved since then, and this post might have been different if it were to be posted today.
i wore my suit to work today – i be stylin’. one of my coworkers asked me why i wore it and i said “i figured if p diddy could wear a suit then i can too”, and then i said that by “p diddy” i meant our old regional president named pat devlin.
attention bruno_boy: for howl at the moon tonight, i’ll drive you there if you’ll pay for parking 😀 *looks at his empty wallet* 🙁