This was posted over 19 years ago; my opinions, thoughts, attitude, and writing style may have evolved since then, and this post might have been different if it were to be posted today.
boo: the apple store doesn’t have any more reservation openings at the genius bar for today for them to look at my keyboard.
yay: i fixed it myself!
boo: and i got shampoo in my right eye when i took my shower and it burnnsss