This was posted over 19 years ago; my opinions, thoughts, attitude, and writing style may have evolved since then, and this post might have been different if it were to be posted today.
so i was driving to home 2.0 from home 1.0 when i saw a mattress by the side of the road at an intersection when leaving annapolis. i have to admit that for a split-second i actually wondered if it was a queen-size mattress and how i’d get it back to the apartment.
at least it wasn’t on fire, unlike another mattress i’ve seen before in the road!