This was posted over 19 years ago; my opinions, thoughts, attitude, and writing style may have evolved since then, and this post might have been different if it were to be posted today.
this just cements the fact that yes, you can find anything and everything on the intarnets.
ETA: …it can be found “…underneath Section 29 of the main concourse.”
HEY WAIT I WAS IN THERE YESTERDAY WTF.
(on a side note, i happened to find it by doing a google image search for “baltimore orioles”! 😛 )