This was posted over 19 years ago; my opinions, thoughts, attitude, and writing style may have evolved since then, and this post might have been different if it were to be posted today.
first, a view of the ballpark to give you a sense of where i was sitting in relation to the landmarks on the field. keep in mind where the red/yellow/blue southwest airlines advertisement is on the center-field wall near the right side of the photo.
second, our celebrity in her distinctive outfit.
third, note the pair of legs and the black bag in the upper left of this photo. note again that this was in front of that southwest airlines ad, probably about 460′ away.