This was posted over 19 years ago; my opinions, thoughts, attitude, and writing style may have evolved since then, and this post might have been different if it were to be posted today.
when i woke up i was thinking “man, i wish i could take today off, i just want to sleep and then get my errands done”, and then i remembered i had today off until i requested to work today instead. oh well.
*pinches you if you aren’t wearing green* 😛