This was posted over 20 years ago; my opinions, thoughts, attitude, and writing style may have evolved since then, and this post might have been different if it were to be posted today.
for some reason the other day i got to thinking about what patron saints are out there, so i decided to do some poking around… it really is quite bizarre:
first off, they’ve got patron saints for everything, even television! and this is the most bizarre and yet amusing title for the blessed virgin mary i’ve ever heard:
Our Lady of the Milk and Happy Delivery
seriously! that sounds like an engrish grocery delivery service!!