This was posted over 20 years ago; my opinions, thoughts, attitude, and writing style may have evolved since then, and this post might have been different if it were to be posted today.
last night i dreamt i was playing baseball with the peanuts gang on some computer-generated baseball field, and after every single play lucy wanted to see the rulebook to see if it was a valid play.
eta: and look at what happened to come out when i reached in and pulled out a shirt when getting dressed:
