This was posted over 20 years ago; my opinions, thoughts, attitude, and writing style may have evolved since then, and this post might have been different if it were to be posted today.
talking with whammywah about anna benson:
me: she threatened something about sexing up the whole team
me: it’s literal bad news bears
me: except this would be o-face orioles
also: http://www.progressiveboink.com/dugout/archive/dugout1-21-06.htm