This was posted over 20 years ago; my opinions, thoughts, attitude, and writing style may have evolved since then, and this post might have been different if it were to be posted today.
When I was a little kid, I loved penguins and the color purple, and used to have a wind-up purple penguin for the bathtub and even had a purple penguin birthday party – imagine my surprise when I saw this sign as we drove down the road!