This was posted over 20 years ago; my opinions, thoughts, attitude, and writing style may have evolved since then, and this post might have been different if it were to be posted today.
yesterday we had a customer that you couldn’t help but overhear and have to excuse yourself from the sales floor because you were about to start laughing…
customer: “I GAVE HER $5000 FOR JULY, AND SHE GOT $5000 FROM HER JOB THAT MONTH TOO, AND SHE BOUGHT AND SMOKED $10,000 WORTH OF CRACK ROCKS AND DIDN’T HAVE THE COMMON SENSE TO PAY HER $160 CINGULAR BILL!”