This was posted over 20 years ago; my opinions, thoughts, attitude, and writing style may have evolved since then, and this post might have been different if it were to be posted today.
at work today i walked out from the back office while carrying the deposit, and as i stepped out in the public area of the store i was doing james brown impersonations…
…i think i shouted “OWWW!!! I’M SUPERBAD!!” a bit too loud, and immediately after i did it i noticed the customer standing just a few feet away. i don’t think he noticed, though, but i made my exit – stage left, even!