This was posted over 20 years ago; my opinions, thoughts, attitude, and writing style may have evolved since then, and this post might have been different if it were to be posted today.
the bureau of engraving and printing sells uncut sheets of currency. here’s a plan i have when i get my pimp-house/condo/apartment/lean-to/shack/hole-in-the-ground:
step #1. buy a sheet of bills
step #2. have it framed
step #3. hang the framed sheet of bills in the bathroom