This was posted over 20 years ago; my opinions, thoughts, attitude, and writing style may have evolved since then, and this post might have been different if it were to be posted today.
$3.19 / gallon! sheesh! $38.51 to fill up the tank of my mini cooper, and it’s not exactly a gas-guzzler, either! with gas prices this obscene they ought to be giving away free blowjobs with each tank of gas! 😛
in other news, i just saw the next door neighbor for the first time (after being neighbors for a few years now, hah).