This was posted over 20 years ago; my opinions, thoughts, attitude, and writing style may have evolved since then, and this post might have been different if it were to be posted today.
ARGH. WILL YOU FRIGGIN CATS STOP TAKING A PISS ON MY CLOTHES IN PILES IN MY ROOM READY FOR THE LAUNDRY?? seriously!
*cranks tails in retaliation* -_-;