This was posted over 21 years ago; my opinions, thoughts, attitude, and writing style may have evolved since then, and this post might have been different if it were to be posted today.
i need a haircut and a woman, but not necessairily in that particular order.
and with both a haircut and a woman, i do not know where to go to find myself a good one.
eta: there are so many bad puns/similarities i could make with this, i’m not even going to touch it. XD;