This was posted over 22 years ago; my opinions, thoughts, attitude, and writing style may have evolved since then, and this post might have been different if it were to be posted today.
me: how’s the beaches there? *_*
shoujonomori: super clear and full of hot guys. *_*
me: ew hot guys XDDD;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
me: i should investigate travelling to italy sometime since i want to go to as many countries as possible *_*
shoujonomori: lots of topless hawt chix, too *_*
me: HOT DAMN!
me: >XD
shoujonomori: XDDD
me: i do like italian womens… they look like goddesses XD
shoujonomori: i can just see you strolling on the beach with your fedora, and hawt chix give you those ‘come on baby’ glances, and you tip the corner of your hat and smirk XD
me: ALKJFLFKJLSDKJ @ TIP HAT