This was posted over 22 years ago; my opinions, thoughts, attitude, and writing style may have evolved since then, and this post might have been different if it were to be posted today.
i don’t know why i never thought of this before! i should be a private detective!!! that’d be AWESOME. even better than being an umpire! or a pilot! or even owner of my own candy factory!!
i mean, i could totally see myself as that guy peeking around the wall at the top of this page… XD