This was posted over 22 years ago; my opinions, thoughts, attitude, and writing style may have evolved since then, and this post might have been different if it were to be posted today.
me: “i’m going to try to freestyle…
bust a cap… in my ass… … …oh, wait…”
dan: “ok… *BANG*”
me: “sheesh, that teaches me to try to freestyle”
stu: “that was the shortest most pathetic freestyle EVER.”