This was posted over 22 years ago; my opinions, thoughts, attitude, and writing style may have evolved since then, and this post might have been different if it were to be posted today.
if this doesn’t make you say “WTF?!” or claw your eyes out or both then i’ve failed. XD
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i just realized what song started to play now, too… XDDD