This was posted over 23 years ago; my opinions, thoughts, attitude, and writing style may have evolved since then, and this post might have been different if it were to be posted today.
DAMMIT! WHY IS GIZMO THE CAT SUCH A JUNKIE?! he’s always trying to lick plastic bags or photographs if he can get his paws on ’em, and right now he must be going through withdrawl because he’s been running around the room licking anything plastic he can get near. >_<;; frickenfracken cat... i'm about to go to sleep in here! :P