This was posted over 23 years ago; my opinions, thoughts, attitude, and writing style may have evolved since then, and this post might have been different if it were to be posted today.
dad and kelly just called (they’re out visiting some college kelly wants to go to in – i think – south carolina). apparently right now they’re in a GIANT bingo hall and can see 3000 people, but only 8 are playing bingo. dad and kelly aren’t playing bingo, but instead they’re just randomly shouting out “BINGO!” to see how long it’ll be until they’re kicked out, lol