This was posted over 23 years ago; my opinions, thoughts, attitude, and writing style may have evolved since then, and this post might have been different if it were to be posted today.
pete: yo
me: oy
pete: you know that canned air you have at your house
me: yeah
pete: well renee got some of that stuff from walmart
pete: she used it to freeze my ass cheeks!
me: LOL