This was posted over 24 years ago; my opinions, thoughts, attitude, and writing style may have evolved since then, and this post might have been different if it were to be posted today.
me: d’oh!
me: MY POWERS OF DEDUCTION HAVE FAILED ME!!!
me: TIME TO COMMIT HAIKU!!!
dan: …
me: deduction powers
me: you have failed me so badly
me: i hate you a lot
dan: ……