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#3541 – overheard at 10990 johns hopkins road, laurel, md 20723
boy: “uhh… do you sell condoms?” old man: “what, does this look like a pharmacy? this is a gas station!” boy: “okthankyouverymuchbye!” *leaves* old man: “i could sell you some oil! you know, lubricant? but condoms? hah! don’t have those … Continue reading