Two buses pulled up in front of me at my bus stop to go home from work. The front bus was standing-room-only while the one behind appeared to be almost entirely empty. I looked back and forth at them trying to determine which one would let me get on – I wanted to board the rear bus, but it was further back and the front bus was in front of me at the stop. Eventually the front bus opened its doors.
Lucky me! The bus I got on had an old lady yelling and cussing at the man standing next to me, and two other men men making threats and each daring the other to knife, shoot, or otherwise assault while a third man tried to calm his friend down. I have to admit that it took me a confused minute to realize that there were two arguments happening simultaneously that had nothing to do with each other. Fun!