Which is to say, "not at all"

Prince George’s officer suspended for theft charge:

Anne Arundel County police say the 30-year-old officer was charged with theft, along with a 24-year-old woman. They are suspects in a Sept. 12 incident at the Apple Store in Annapolis Mall. Detectives say surveillance video shows the suspects taking a woman’s iPad that she had accidentally left on a display case.

Sounds like the sort of guy I could trust with a back door into my device.