the scene: glenn is in his pajamas, barefoot. roxy the cat is sprawled out on the floor of the living room.
glenn: *walks toward roxy like frankenstein’s monster*
glenn: “i guess that didn’t scare you, huh?”
roxy: *pounces at glenn’s feet, wraps her paws around both ankles and bites his left foot*
glenn: “YIKES!” *jumps backwards*
glenn: *tries to sneak around roxy by jumping past her and whooping like dr. zoidberg*
roxy: *continues to pounce at glenn’s feet*
glenn: “HEY! stop that!” *walks backward down the hall to his room with roxy staring at his feet*
and then i put shoes on. i guess she doesn’t appreciate stinky feet!