#4852 – eat a bag of lolz

natty bones is giving directions over the phone to mibbs breaking ribs just when she gets cut off in traffic…

natty bones: “so then you’ll want to make a right, and keep straight along that road there…”

mibbs breaking ribs: *to the driver who cut her off* “EAT A BAG OF DICKS!”

natty bones: “…well that’s the last time i give YOU directions!”

shortly after talking about how essie ecks’ dog places his paws at just the right (or wrong) height when he jumps up to guys that he ends up hitting guys right in the crotch…

dirty marty: *doubled over in pain* “OH! YOU GOT BOTH OF THEM!”