#4556 – thank goodness

associate director of federal accounts customer service: “i can’t stay and talk for long, i need to get my spaghetti-os…”

me: “…did he just say he needs to get his spaghetti-os?”

coworker: “yup, that’s what he said.”

me: “if *i* were the associate director, i know i’d be having something a bit more ‘executive’ than spaghetti-os for lunch.”

coworker: “oh yeah? like what?”

me: “um …chef boyardee?”